the lorax for /r/sketchdaily
(Source: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic, via snuv)
pinksilly asked: kises ur cheek and dOESNT FUCKING MISS AT ALL
washes out mouth with bleach
keep those redneck lips away from me
Anonymous asked: would you mind telling us what your friend at Ihop said?
she just said that a lot of people came in and threw a fit about having to wait for a long time (because sometimes the wait is almost an hour!) and that a very large amount of people just came in for the free pancakes and didnt tip anything at all.
and of course there were courteous people too but she said it was overwhelming how many people DIDNT tip and were just annoyed and had a nasty demeanor because the place was a lot busier than they had anticipated
thefaceofthneedinc asked: *tries to steal a cheek kiss from you, but ends up missing and accidentally kisses your hair*
Anonymous asked: *reblogs frozen from you*
everyone getting free pancakes at ihop for national pancake day please remember!!!!
okay guys. i have to come clean. starxapple is a made up person i invented to be my best friend. oh god im so alone. i run both starxapple and ask-swag-onceler. the rumours are true. please dont hate me. only understand that i am but a lost soul in a twisted world.
and now im reblogging myself help my life is crying alone into potato chips and ice cream
who wants to join my band naked fried chicken